I severely underestimated the treadmill's level of boredum. Even my sweet Kick Your Mom's Ass playlist cannot help keep me on that winding road of rubber and blinking lights longer then about five minutes.
So I decided I needed to find something to keep my ass in one place like re-runs of the Hills used to. Yeah, don't look at me like that. You know Audrina's torrid romance with Justin was totally on your top five 'Reasons to cancel plans with normal human beings' list.
I decided to compromise. I love tv, I despise the treadmill. I love my couch but I hate my saggy ass. So I came to a crossroads: either continue to watch tv on my ass on my couch and push my ass into further saggdom from saggdonia or WAIT FOR IT---watch tv ON MY IPOD. WHILE ON THE TREADMILL.
Totally genius right? Yeah I know I'm probably not the first asshole to think of that idea but I've never done it so it's new to me. And now kind of makes me feel like a total douche for not having figured this out sooner. If I'm going to have to get on the treadmill I might as well find something interesting to distract me long enough that I don't pay attention to how much my legs hurt or how much I feel like I'm going to vomit my kidney out through my mouth.
Honestly, I got through half of Casanova before I realized I'd been running for 35 minutes. WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS?? You know it's a testimate to David Tennant's sexual powers when he can get me to jog for 35 minutes straight without dying. The man should do infomercials for Bally Fitness.
Now that I've got that figured out, I just need to find new things to put on my tiny little ipod screen to keep my hampster run going. Unfortunately for my ipod, I can only get about half an hour of anything on there before the thing starts to cry out for sustenance. Seriously Steve Jobs, you might wanna look into some kind of everlasting ipod battery. Because 30 minutes of the Tennant on my screen? Totally not enough.
Now about those crunches.
What? No, seriously, what about them?
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YESSS. Watching TV while you run is the best way to go for a really long time on the treadmill without realizing it! I used to do that until my treadmill broke. Dammit!
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