tis the season for lazy list making

Top Excuses To Avoid The Gym (that is three feet away from my apartment):

10. It's snowing. In Wisconsin. SURPRISE.
9. I can't find my boots
8. My horoscope said something fabulous was going to happen to me today (and obviously I'll miss it if I'm on the treadmill)
7. My blog needs me
6. I can't do anything before I've had coffee. And then another. And some waffles. And maybe a granola bar for endurance and ooh lunch time!
5. I still have leggings in my closet. Clearly I need to do a blitz clean.
4. I have two movies from Netflix in the mail that I have to watch right away. Gotta keep that line flowin'.
3. The bathroom needs cleaning. Then the kitchen and the living room and the bedroom and the...
2. I haven't talked to my mom in 2 hours. Better call.
1. I'm feeling fat (look, I never said these excuses made sense)